You Are Not The Ethics Police
Let me start this off by giving some beautiful disclaimers. I will always stand in solidarity with workers sometimes. I will do my best to stand with boycotts for good causes. I will also read and learn about the boycotts to make sure they actually are in line with my beliefs before blindly supporting them.
With all of that being said, let me begin. I hate when bitches give me half ass-ed arguments for why I shouldn’t spend my money somewhere. Do NOT piss me off. I do not care what your personal ethical stance is about Chick-fil-a, or Starbucks, or really anywhere for that matter. Need I remind you, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism.
The sooner we can comprehend that we are at a stage of capitalism where nothing is ethical, the sooner you can come to terms with the fact that your purchasing power will not accurately represent your beliefs in the free market. To clarify, I am not saying that boycotts don’t work, or that you shouldn’t have ethics attributed to spending. However, you might want to consider that in a world where everything is a monopoly that supports the rich, there is nearly no American lifestyle that doesn’t support something you ethically oppose.
Further more, consider how fucking annoying you have to be to care about someone else’s purchasing ethics. Maybe get a job instead of stealing the little tiniest bit of joy I get when biting into a chicken sandwich. PLUS consider I have a gift card. We just have to accept that we are fucked and that these are personal ethics.
In the future, let’s come with facts mama. I encourage discussion around the importance and relevance of boycotts, but let’s try not to be a judgmental little bitch about it. It’s not very woke Marxist of you to be a rude ass bitch to others in your community who want to support and stand with you.
Shitty Business Ideas:
Hello Sharts, I’ve got a pretty good idea to share with you today that I definitely didn’t steal from a friend. If you don’t like it, then I will probably hire a witch to gift you with a generational curse. Alternatively, we could join forces, and your lineage would be spared.
Today’s invention would probably play out as more of a slipper / sock that you put on before bed. They would be magically imbued with the essence of the sleepy-time tea bear, lavender, warm milk, and counted sheep. This footwear is designed to help you fall asleep really fast and will therefore be called Honk Shoes.
So… will you rue the day, or take a bite out of this exquisite business venture?
Starbucks VEGAN Falafel Wrap
Today I tried the falafel wrap and it was pretty good. I’d rate it a 7/10. I think it could use a nice dipping sauce or a crunchier falafel crisp. But lowkey it was kinda yummy, boots. It was a low-calorie snack option with strong flavor and lived up to its spicy adjective. I will probably order again, but it is not as good as the mozzarella pesto sandwich. Mr. Bucks, if you are reading this, the falafel needs to be crispier, but this is a great start.
