I bring that sort of Triple Dipper vibe to the function.

In a way, Chili’s is Ohana. For me (and I assume many others), a trip to Chili’s is the strongest anti-depressant on the market. It's a rising tide that raises all ships. It's like the first gust of fall air in the morning. It's the first sip of a margarita on the beach. It's a perfect kiss straight out of a romcom. It's the last safe space for freezer food lovers.

With perfectly fresh from frozen ribs, chicken tenders, and bacon, the only thing that would make Chili’s better is a brunch menu with bottomless margs. Now THAT would really rally America behind a common cause of obesity in a way that we haven’t done since the great pizza buffet era of the 2008 depression.

Not to mention, the specials like the three for me or the triple dipper. There’s nothing like the perfect combo of mozzarella sticks, sliders, and some sauce covered chicken tenders. Lowkey this is a sanctuary for bulking season (I'll be honest i don't know what bulking season is).

The greatest part of Chili's is it's subtle combination of being a queer space, a dive bar, and a sports bar all-in-one. The vibe there is so special and unique, other major slow food restaurant chains yearn to capture it. With bottomless chips and salsa and a quick marg, the possibilities of a Chili’s trip is endless.

So, I have to know, what's your triple dipper order?

Shitty Business Ideas:

Hello Sharts, can you keep a secret?

I want to sell you on the idea of making education better. So what we would do is we would build really nice schools, and then we would make parents pay THOUSANDS of dollars for their kids to go there! So that's how we make money.

Oh and we would teach them like probably what we are just legally obligated to do plus probably like religion I'd guess. It would be a great way to find an audience for the business tbh.

In the meantime, we can start donating a little bit to politicians and offer them benefits in exchange for them subsidizing this place with tax dollars. Probably wouldn't even be that hard to do since folks aren't sending their kids to their public schools. Idk, what do you think? Should we privatize education in an effort to create a sort of caste based educational hierarchy?

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Gay People Are Listening To:
Apple Featuring The Japanese House

I know that we've covered Apple by Charli XCX, but theydies and gentlethems, we have to circle back thanks to this remix.

Talking to your family and not seeing eye to eye is one thing. But the feeling of being unheard by someone who is supposed to have your best interest at heart is a totally different thing.

The added context from The Japanese House verses about how you can find family in partnership is really powerful. I think it's telling how both versions center themselves in running away from love that is painful and wrong. Whether it's family or friends or partners.