WFH Maximalism is Evil

The other day, I watched someone walk from their car, through the rain, and into a coffee shop carrying a 20 inch computer monitor.

Another day, I was sitting at the car dealership and I saw someone unfold two secondary monitors so they had a three screen set up in front of them.
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It’s unprecedented times like this, where I think we should bring back public shaming.

I apologize, but whatever fucking influencer told the finance bro that they needed a tri-fold monitor setup to run your excel sheets is a special level of evil.
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It’s these corporate “work hack” content creators who are creating unhealthy levels of grind culture and I’m TIRED. These bitches on TikTok telling people that they should NEED this second monitor on TikTok shop so they can maximize their productivity from the coffee shops? Ya, there’s a special place in hell for them.

What are you doing on your little laptop that requires such intensity that you need at least two screens but isn’t so serious that you are sat in your office using multiple monitors? I can’t understand it. If someone could explain it to me I’d be happy to extend grace.

Unfortunately, I can’t think of a world where productivity at the work place is so important that corporate greed should encourage “man spreading” maximalism in public spaces. I can’t recall a single task where my desire to work from a public space has encouraged me to break the courteous societal norms of personal space. It has to stop.

Please reply + tell me what we should start publicly shaming.

Shitty Business Ideas:

Hello Sharts, I will utilize every word in the dictionary to complain to your management on a public facing platform. The kids call this "going full Karen," but I just call this sweet sweet revenge.
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Anyways... I'm expecting you to back my new little app called Random Rides. It's where you request an uber or a Lyft and they just drop you off wherever. There's no requested destination, you are just riding around until your driver decides to drop you off. It would probably be really fun and safe! So... what do you think >:)

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Gay People Are Listening To:
Good Graces By Sabrina Carpenter

I like this song. That's enough reason why it's here. But she also the chorus is really fun because it really isn't that complicated to stay in someone's good graces. Some of y'all should write that down.