How High ARE The Taco Bell Test Kitchen Chefs?
With the recent invention of the Cheez It Crunchwrap, I’ve found myself asking how much weed is too much weed to consume as a Taco Bell Test Kitchen employee. I guess I’ll never know personally, since I don’t have many aspirations that would put me in a position to become Taco Bell test kitchen personnel. However, I will absolutely make assumptions that we have gone too far.
What did it take for the chefs of Taco Bell to derive, deliver, and digest a Cheez It the size of my hand. Did they just stuff a lot of little Cheez Its into a normal crunch wrap without a tostada? Because that actually sounds good as fuck. So logically I can see how making a big one and eating it would be good. But, something shifted when they created the big and greedy Cheez It.
Cheez Its were never supposed to be that big. Something about the sheer quantity of ingredients used in the Cheez It Crunchwrap dough shifted the chemical reactions when baked. Dare I say that bigger may not be better in the case of the Giant Cheez It. I’d take it a step further and argue that it’s not even on par with a traditional Cheez It.
It’s kinda like when you double a recipe for cakes and cookies, and something goes horribly wrong. The issue is that the party starts in 30 minutes and there’s no time for us to fix the mistake. We just have to serve them with enthusiasm and hope that our guests don’t get sick. It’s giving the crazy cravings from the munchies (I’ve never been stoned so I wouldn’t know 😇)
I will say that there are many instances in which the Taco Bell Test Kitchen Chefs cooked like Gordon Ramsey was watching. However that was not true in this case. Maybe next time we test out a grilled cheese Crunchwrap, team. Until then let’s focus up on being normal when we design menu items.
If you partake in the joys of controlled substances, what’s your favorite munchies?
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