The Summer Of Cinema
I’m ready to call it. This summer is the summer of Cinema. The writers strike is long over and we’ve entered an age of video that some can only describe as “Iconic Boots!” With Twisters in theaters, Lupita back on the silver screen, and 4DX hitting in a big way. We are in an era of film that I can hardly describe.
Now if you had told me about 4DX in 2019, I would have told you that it was an over-hyped money grab designed to financially ruin idiots who didn’t know about Moviepass and the AMC A-List. Unfortunately, all the serotonin and pride I had back then has been depleted so now I am the financially ruined idiot who needs to see a highly anticipated quasi-sequel to a movie about natural disasters in 4DX.
Let me be extremely clear: the 4DX experience is unmatched. The child-like joy I experience with every shake, vibrate, and tickle. The unifying thrill of an unpredictable 4DX effects impacting the audience all at once invokes a bond that can really only be compared to the effects of a psycho-somatic experience. Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this (I think it has to do with the ticklers).
Overall, I would urge you, my brothers and sisters in Christ, to take the time and energy to go see a 4DX movie as soon as possible. I would argue that Twisters is a dramatic and perfect first watch for 4DX virgins. My only warning, bring a poncho, cause Glen Powell will get you fucking drenched dude.
There’s two things I know to be true after my last 4DX experience:
Reply with your most anticipated movie title of the year and I’ll let you know if I think it will be a BOOM or DOOMED release.
Shitty Business Ideas:
Hello Sharts, I'm here today asking for a hotdog bun toaster in exchange for 3 months of dawgs and a six thousand dollar cash infusion.
This small, grassroots organized push cart project is reconnecting the local community around traditional summer experience. With rotating specialty hot dawgs and traditional dawgs, this hot dawg pop-up allows local community members to connect with their roots, and chow down at a valid price point.
I call this limited pop-up hot dog stand, Dawg Days.
Gay People Aren’t Listening To:
Woman’s World By Katy Perry
Okay so… I know we hate Dr. Luke, but this had to be the song of the week cause it’s campy (to me) and it’s the perfect walk out song for Kamala Harris campaign rallies. Sexy, confident… so intelligent… she is heaven sent <3
What do you think? Was it a bop or flop?
