Plague + Pestilence, Delivered
I have decided in the new year that I am no longer ordering Door Dash. It has nothing to do with the contents of this email, but maybe this email should give you pause if you are a Door Dash addict.
In 2022, I did some light driving for Door Dash (don’t tell my insurance). On my routes, I visited a lot of completely empty restaurants, sat in my car for way too long, and was underpaid. But one thing I noticed each time I walked into a completely empty restaurant was how clean they were (or weren’t) inside. I often sat and waited for an order and gazed absently at the health score plastered to a wall or window. A lot of times I noticed that these scores were like… shockingly low.
After the third or fourth instance, I started wondering, why aren’t restaurants made to post their health scores in their DoorDash listings? It seems like that is the kind of thing that would be (or should be) required. They have to hang their score in a visible place for drive-thru and in-store customers, so why is that not something that is recorded for delivery customers as well?
Soon after my Door Dash delivery era ended, I stopped ordering from restaurants I hadn’t visited before (when possible). I need to know, do you order on Door Dash often? Do you worry about health scores in restaurants? Have you ever considered that this is missing on the platform?
Shitty Business Ideas:
Hello Sharts, there are four snipers with sights set directly on your forehead. Your lives, should you want to continue living them, depend on this invention.
Have you ever had a child? Me neither. But I could imagine having one. It would be annoying, but I would still let them be themselves. It’s a concept most parents can’t comprehend. So, we are offering a nearly free product called Acceptance. Basically, it teaches you how to be a normal fucking adult that engages with a child (or person) that is different than you. The nice part about using this product is that children will probably grow up learning to love themselves.
Taco Bell Dropped A New Item
Introducing the Cheesy Chicken Dipping Burritos. I have not yet tried this masterpiece, but this looks like the shit that I would come up with when I’m stoned out of my fucking mind. I will be trying this immediately, and I will be reporting back with a full review. In the meantime, IF YOU HAVE TRIED THIS, please reply and let me know everything.
