A Day in The Life Of My Brain
Imagine the craziest day of your life. Now imagine being 6'3" and a little clumsy. Basically, I would say that's my normal day.
There are legitimately 1,000 thoughts in my head on a daily basis. If you are lucky (or unlucky) enough to have unfettered access to me, you will know exactly how chaotic my thought patterns can be. There are like legitimately 2-3 newsletter topics a day that get put into my notes app.
There are definitely 4-5 bad jokes that are just running through my head on loop, and I am probably judging someone for something they said on Instagram 2-5 hours ago.
ADHD is my superpower when it comes to zany ideas, marketing strategy, and crippling anxiety. I love being silly, unserious, and dreaming big dreams. I hope that you've gathered that so far.
My friend Brenn often says I am "allergic" to having a normal time, so whether it's someone asking me if I work at Costco, or if they can drive "my car" when I'm walking past the Bugatti in the middle of the mall, it's literally never nothing with me.
I am putting all of this out there because I think that it's important that you guys kinda know me beyond these little goofy bits I write about every week.
I have fun plans to make a ~more personal~ and less silly version of this newsletter behind a little paywall, but that will come later once I get this whole YouTube thing down in a way that feels as easy as writing these letters to my friends.
Shitty Business Movie Idea:
Hi Sharts, we have all perused and experienced the wonders of The Awful Waffle. It has been a staple for generations of families in the South and is infamous for the crazy stories that emerge from its 24/7 service. In exchange for a lifetime supply of waffles (for craft services, of course), we can make movie magic.
Imagine a comedy show like Abbott Elementary or The Office, but then apply that format to the crazy shit that happens at The House from the lens of the bad-ass server who knows everything and a new server who is down and out and landed in this position for no good reason.
I think we could legitimately get green-lit if someone had any idea to write a screenplay. I'm sure I could Google it, but y'all got money, so maybe you could just do it for me.
Unserious Oscars Predictions
Friends, if you could please watch this video or subscribe to my YouTube channel that would make me so happy <3
(P.S. probably will post a bonus short later this week, but you would need to be subscribed to get notified.)
Enjoy This TikTok
With little gold man statues,
Clebbie ❤️
Secret Mission:
If you made it this far, you should reply to this email and give me ideas of what car you guys can imagine me driving. I will probably review them in a video soon.
