My Deeply Litigious Lore
Legal Team,
I'm coming to you with an incredibly rich lore drop. If you don't know me, personally allow me to tell you that I am incredibly and deeply litigious. While I can't LEGALLY expound on every situation, I will say that I know my rights and you should know your rights.
In one circumstance, a previous employer (who is since out of business) convinced every employee in the state of Massachusetts that they were not entitled to overtime pay on Sundays. Their reasoning was that "we were a technology company, not a retail store." Mind you, our job description was "to sell mobile devices and accessories to people." Call me crazy, but that sounds like retail to me.
Well I contacted the MA Attorney Generals office with a wage theft complaint and let's just say a fierce deposit hit my account 2 months later. So worth it.
Furthermore, there are certain consumer protections that every person should be afforded. If you think your car is fucked up, it probably is. If you think your employer is fucking you over, they probably are. If you got a bad feeling that your rights are being violated, they probably are and you are probably entitled to compensation.
My boyfriend taught me that you can and should Google anything you want and for that reason I am fairly close to having an honorary legal degree. Have you ever sued anyone and won? Tell me about it in a reply, I am willing to sign an NDA.
Shitty Business Ideas:
Sharts, I am requesting ~$1000 USD in exchange for me to take a quick trip to New York and review this crazy business.
Surprise Scoop is an ice-cream shop in the East Village that sells one mystery scoop of ice cream a day. You go in, purchase on a screen (which boldly announces that there's no refunds under any circumstances) and then a cup of ice cream slides out the small cartoon-esque service door. A beautiful ~$10 experience
"They Will Learn To Love It," a sign ominously reads. This shop literally serves you a mystery flavor that changes every time you order. It's perfect for the indecisive and ice cream obsessed.
The Headphones I Returned...
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Litigiously Yours,
Clebbie ❤️
